Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Top 10 Oddest Marvel Characters

I am sure by now, you have heard that Disney has acquired Marvel. And in conjunction with that, TIME has compiled a list of Oddest Marvel Characters, who mostly as zeroes and losers. Not to mention awful looking costumes.

1. Hellcow

Powers: Vampire
First Appeared: 1975 in Giant Sized Man-Thing issue #5

One night Dracula, while traveling through the Swiss countryside, finds a cow named Bessie and drinks her blood. Bessie's owner discovers her lifeless, bitten body and buries her. Three days later, she arises from the dead and begins to roam the Earth seeking revenge on Dracula. After three hundred years of fruitless searching, Bessie travels to Cleveland. She meets Howard the Duck, whom she mistakes for Dracula. A raging, confused Bessie attacks Howard, who drives a wooden stake through her heart and puts her to rest for eternity.

2. The Asbestos Lady

Power: Fireproof clothing
First appeared: 1947 in Captain America #63

A brilliant chemist with a criminal mind, Victoria Murdock earned her moniker by creating fireproof clothing lined with asbestos for her and her henchmen to don as they robbed banks. Wielding a flamethrower, she set fires to ward off the police while the bandits made their escape. She also created asbestos bullets to puncture the defenses of her longtime nemesis, the Human Torch. However, as the hazards of longtime exposure became better known, the Asbestos Lady herself fell victim to the carcinogenic fiber. She was revealed to have cancer in 1990 and, sadly, is believed to have succumbed to the disease.

3. Lockjaw

Powers: Jaws of steel, multidimensional teleportation
First Appeared: 1965, in The Fantastic Four #45

Lockjaw's name is no coincidence; christened "the mightiest clamp on earth," his powerful mouth grabs ahold of his foes and doesn't let go. That along with his other power — transporting himself and others across great distances, even between dimensions — make him an important member of the Inhuman race. But what is Lockjaw, exactly? It's unclear if he was born a giant bulldog or is a former human mutated into canine form (he does talk, after all). Regardless, one fan site calls Lockjaw the most powerful inhabitant of the Marvel universe, as he's not restrained by the flaws and vices of other characters: "He has no real enemies, he is free to come and go as he pleases and do whatever he wants. And he enjoys life!"

4. Spider-Ham

Powers: All of Spiderman's gifts, plus a snout

First Appeared: 1983 in Marvel Tails #1

Before the Simpsons introduced the world to "Spider-Pig," there was Spider-Ham — an adorably plump anthropomorphic swine who lived on Larval Earth, along with such pun-inspired characters as the Fantastic Fur, Captain Americat, Iron Mouse and the Punfisher. Like most freakishly gifted superheroes, Spider-Ham was the product of a radioactive experiment gone horribly, hilariously awry in the basement of a mad scientist. Only this scientist, May Porker, wasn't trying to take over the world. She was attempting to revolutionize America's hair-care industry by inventing a blow dryer powered by atomic energy. Sure, it's a parody. But the ham stuck around until 1987.

5. The Great Lakes Avengers

Powers: High-pitched voice, voluntary obesity, squirrels
First Appeared: 1989 in West Coast Avengers issue #46

Bio: When Milwaukee-based Mr. Immortal — a man who couldn't be killed — realized that his self-healing properties didn't help him fight crime, he placed a classified ad in the newspaper seeking superheroes with powers that complimented his own. Surprisingly, people responded.

6. Puppet Master

Powers: Uses radioactive clay to bring his puppets to life; they then proceed to wreak havoc
First Appeared: 1962 in Fantastic Four #8

Battling the Human Torch, Invisible Girl, Mr. Fantastic and the Thing to gain control of the world is no easy task, but this villain was nothing but persistent — even once creating a puppet of himself that fell from a window to its death. Just another example of an otherwise good puppeteer corrupted by too much power, like John Cusack in Being John Malkovich, when Puppet Master got his hands on radioactive clay, he just couldn't help but use them to make his artfully crafted puppets do his evil will.

7. Howard the Duck

Place of Birth: New Stork City, Duckworld
Powers: None, unless a wry sense of humor count and a foul mouth count
First Appeared: 1973 in Adventure into Fear #19

Following a cosmic power-play gone wrong, the misanthropic mallard finds himself on Planet Earth surrounded by a bunch of "hairless apes" who happen to speak Duckworld's official language, English. After making a failed bid for the White House (a distrusting public accused him of being a short guy in a costume), he battles his arch nemesis, Dr. Bong, and his posse of evil-doers, the Band of the Bland, before killing a vampire cow. None of these perils were quite so life-threatening as his career-killing turn opposite Lea Thompson in George Lucas' notoriously bad 1986 film, Howard the Duck, which includes such cringe-inducing lines as "No duck is an island" and "No more Mr. Nice Duck."

8. Swarm

Powers: Can mentally influence the actions of bees and sometimes other insects
First Appeared: 1977 in Champions #14

The former Nazi scientist, who looted gold from European countries to fund his research, fled Germany and settled in South America. In experiments attempting to bend a swarm of bees to his control, von Meyer built a device that later malfunctioned, causing the bees to attack and kill him. But von Meyer's former consciousness and the bees' physical abilities formed into a new aggregate being — the villainous Swarm.

9. Ego

Place of Birth:: The Black Galaxy
Powers: It can shift its surface to appear as if it had a giant face or even grow enormous tentacles.
First Appeared: 1966 in Thor #132

This planet-sized entity is somewhat difficult to define considering its strength and intelligence are incalculable, but it does have organ-like masses under its surface and the ability to move itself. Ego's plot for inter-stellar conquest saw him matched against Thor, the God of Thunder. Ego was defeated but still maintains the ability to morph into a paradise in order to lure unsuspecting travelers to their doom, or to masquerade as a barren world. It is also known for tapping energy sources from stars and other celestial bodies and absorbing their power for itself. In short: Earth, watch your back.

10. Dazzler

Place of Birth:: The Black Galaxy
Powers: It can shift its surface to appear as if it had a giant face or even grow enormous tentacles.
First Appeared: 1966 in Thor #132

Bio: This planet-sized entity is somewhat difficult to define considering its strength and intelligence are incalculable, but it does have organ-like masses under its surface and the ability to move itself. Ego's plot for inter-stellar conquest saw him matched against Thor, the God of Thunder. Ego was defeated but still maintains the ability to morph into a paradise in order to lure unsuspecting travelers to their doom, or to masquerade as a barren world. It is also known for tapping energy sources from stars and other celestial bodies and absorbing their power for itself. In short: Earth, watch your back.

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